hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

(via fake-mermaid)

gfxqueen:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m not sure what to focus on

Her hair? her clothes? her shoes? the fact that her hair kinda looks like the tree in the background

How does she drive

(Source: idiod, via suckest)

rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

image

(Source: rainbowsnowflakekittens, via dulect)

fandommember:

benaddictedcumberbabe:

cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more

(via pizza)

dampsandwich:

if i open my mouth please stop me

(via dulect)

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via dulect)

latelycravingmore:

All I really want right now is for someone to sleep with me, like actually fall asleep with me. Wrapped up in my arms, tucked tightly under the blankets and our legs intertwined. And then just be there in the morning when I open my eyes, please.

(via dulect)

allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

(via dulect)

agingerfishieinfairylights:

superwholockian-writer:

paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:

sexpitch:

zackisontumblr:

molly-pockets:

riddlemetom:

petition to get Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone together in a movie

written by Tina Fey

narrated by morgan freeman

Guest starring Ellen Degeneres

soundtrack by Beyonce

with an oscar-worthy guest performance by leonardo dicaprio

(via dulect)