REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
All I really want right now is for someone to sleep with me, like actually fall asleep with me. Wrapped up in my arms, tucked tightly under the blankets and our legs intertwined. And then just be there in the morning when I open my eyes, please.
So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.
petition to get Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone together in a movie
written by Tina Fey
narrated by morgan freeman
Guest starring Ellen Degeneres
soundtrack by Beyonce
with an oscar-worthy guest performance by leonardo dicaprio