stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

(Source: selmezs, via seedy)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via departured)

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: condescendist, via gnarly)

sisterhudson:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

There are two types of people

(Source: officer-judy, via surprisebitch)

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via magicul)