i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
(Source: selmezs, via seedy)
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
(Source: neptunain, via perks-of-being-chinese)
never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
(Source: imthedogwithablog, via departured)
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact: Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.
This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California
or that your penis reaches all the way to California
There are two types of people
(Source: officer-judy, via surprisebitch)
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.